All the World's a Stage

daydreamer-kay-em: “This is an alternate universe where Bruce...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:15:10 -0700

“This is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing His father Thomas Wayne to become Batman and his mother Martha to go insane and become the Joker. “

ellenkushner: thenakedlibrarianontheroof: enasnivolz: ealperin...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:55:38 -0700

ellenkushner:

thenakedlibrarianontheroof:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

English major porn dear god

Have quickly gone from following @ShakespeareSong on Twitter, to correcting their (mis)use of shall/shalt and hast/hath. They probably hate me, now. But I just … can’t … It’s just not in me. I hope @SS knows I still love them for what they can do.

And my admiration for @reading_thoughts now knows no bounds.

c-caster: jazztronic: lolita-tips: I have to share this here...

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:24:11 -0700

c-caster:

jazztronic:

lolita-tips:

I have to share this here because it’s not only useful, but adorable.

Trying this out right now.

I don’t have a shower cap so I wrapped my head in a plastic grocery bag.

I look so sexy

wooo~ found it! :’D

I need to do this when everyone’s asleep so noone can judge me >.>”

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Sat, 18 May 2013 20:34:42 -0700

soredemonao: This is beautiful.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:28:29 -0700

soredemonao:

This is beautiful.

"The secret to happiness is identifying what you’re passionate about and being able to do it well..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:45:42 -0700

“The secret to happiness is identifying what you’re passionate about and being able to do it well every day. Also surround yourself with a great group of people you love. Laugh, live, and look forward to the future.”

-
Naya Rivera in Jenna’s book, ‘Choosing Glee’

(via nayadiablarivera)

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Thu, 16 May 2013 23:29:09 -0700

bobagreedo: trustingtranscendant: No Great Mouse...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:17:23 -0700

bobagreedo:

trustingtranscendant:

No Great Mouse Detective???? NO DEAL!

this underwear makes me laugh every time… totally want a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:15:28 -0700

this underwear makes me laugh every time… totally want a pair

It took me a second but I love this….

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:07:00 -0700

It took me a second but I love this….

bookshop: mydaywithd: Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:48:14 -0700

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

BADASS!

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Wed, 15 May 2013 16:46:02 -0700

Bored…. Backpack pin. #harrypotter...

Wed, 15 May 2013 15:12:59 -0700

Bored…. Backpack pin. #harrypotter #isolemnlyswearthatiamuptonogood

"When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people, not characters. A character is a..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:16:45 -0700

“

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people, not characters. A character is a caricature.

My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.

The first draft of anything is shit.

”

- Ernest Hemingway (via goodyafternoon)

I like this one =)

Tue, 14 May 2013 23:09:02 -0700

I like this one =)

yeahwriters: erinbowman: Michael Hauge’s Six Stage Plot...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:47:56 -0700

yeahwriters:

erinbowman:

Michael Hauge’s Six Stage Plot Structure. (Or: infographics I want to hug.)

Graphic by Eduardo L. Lozano

Ugh so pretty

gonewithangels: <3 There’s a golden retriever puppy walking...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:37:51 -0700

gonewithangels:

<3 There’s a golden retriever puppy walking all over your dash. <3

Ficlet: Mothers' Day (MaYaD 'verse)

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:38:28 -0700

lingeringlilies:

I woke to the soft patter of Caleb’s feet in our carpet. Ruby was still trapped in her crib, though from the sound of the monitor by your side of the bed, I could tell she wasn’t awake yet. For once.

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What the hell Disney?! Next weekend is going to suck....

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:36:03 -0700

What the hell Disney?! Next weekend is going to suck. #newworkschedule #12hourshift #945nextmorning

Roses! #roses #arosebyanyothername #pretty

Sun, 12 May 2013 10:28:22 -0700

Roses! #roses #arosebyanyothername #pretty